-1998, Super Fun Sunshine Action Man
Nomohara Toy Company introduces Super Fun Sunshine Action Man. He sure can chop things. Yup. You and your friends will enjoy him. Quite a bit. In fact, I believe that you might even come to love him, although I wouldn’t care to wager on that. Children today are far more fickle than those of past generations. Even so, you should consider buying the Super Fun Sunshine Action Man. Good product.
-2002, Barry Coughlin Campaign for Bridgeport Town Council Assemblyman
Andre Mejia would have you believe that he cares about your children. And he very well might.; but it’s tough to quantify. Despite this, I suggest that the degree that Andre Mejia cares is not really enough. His record – well it’s there, isn’t it? Take a look. You might not like what you see. I don’t know, I haven’t read all that much about it. Seems like a nice enough guy. But you should vote for Tom Coughlin instead. Paid for by the friends of Tom Caughlin.
-1997, The Bird’s Nest Erotic Emporium
Are you looking for the most sensual experience in the greater East Hanover area? So are a lot of other people. If you’re not too busy with work or something, try to make it to 4223 Maple Shade Road. That’s the address for the Bird’s Nest, where there are women – attractive women. And they dance – attractively. You should come see it. It sure is something.
by CS Van Orden