Happy Halloween Everybody!
INT. LIVING ROOM - DAY
(Cotton Ad Council Girl is sitting on a luxurious couch rubbing a shirt against her face)
Mmm...cotton...truly the fabric of our lives.
INT. RESTAURANT - DAY
(Beef Dude is sitting at a table eating a delicious looking steak)
Oh yeah...this beef is definitely what's for dinner.
INT. DOCTOR'S OFFICE - DAY
(Apple Lady is standing several feet away from a doctor, who is trying to put a stethoscope on her. The girl has an apple.)
(to Doctor) Get out of here, doctor! Apples! (takes big bite of apple)
INT. WHITE BACKGROUND - DAY
(Garlic Ad Council Man Steps Into Frame)
Garlic Ad Council Man:
Yeah, that's all well and good. But what about when this happens?
(CUT TO: Cotton Girl, Beef Dude, Apple Lady are all attacked by vampires.)
My turtleneck is useless!
Here, try my steak instead! (gets bitten) Aww...
Why did I think doctors were a bad thing?!
(CUT TO:We return to Garlic man)
Only garlic protects against fucking vampires. So eat. your. fucking. garlic. assholes.
(CUT TO: blood red screen with Garlic Ad Council logo and slogan:)
Brought To You By The Garlic Ad Council,
"What Part Of Garlic Don't You Understand?"
by Johnny McNulty