1. Foot, after you called your daughter's younger boyfriend “slugger” and taught him how to shotgun a beer
2. Over-easy revenge, even though you asked for it cold
3. Popcorn, like always
4. Entire candy cane that you snuck in 3 seconds before sitting down to dinner
5. First names of your in-laws….God it’s on the tip of your tongue….
6. Bottle cap, again from stunts with the daughter's boyfriend
7. Trident and chewable aspirin
8. License plate from Louisiana from “Jaws” Halloween costume
9. Microfilm from North Korea, just in case the house is made while you’re out…
10. Thanksgiving dinner
by Michael J. Weingarth
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