-Hey Mike, who's your favorite Disney villain? Mine's Brewella Deville.
-Friends, Romans, countrymen, lend me your beer.
-Of all the 80's kids stars, the saddest case had to be Punky Brew-ster.
-Come on brody, you see I'm empty. Don't just stand there staring at me like a beer in headlights.
-Let's make like Smurf God when he invented Smurf Eve and get our Blue Rib-on.
-Last week, I lost the TV remote, so all I've been able to watch is Animal Planet. I swear, if I have to watch another episode of Beercat Manor...
-I've got to say, the Nullification Crisis of 1828 was severely mishandled by An-brew Jackson.
-This looming recession is really getting me nervous, Dave - I read an article in today's New York Times about how efforts to revitalize the struggling economy are likely to fail. I think they're right on the money. The name of the article? Oh, it's something like, "Some Beer Economic Stimulus is Already Too Late".
-In the middle of a nice quiet dinner party they put on Rod Stewart's "Infat-brew-ation". I mean, come on. No, no, "In-fat-BREW-ation". Brew. Damnit, Mike, hand me a beer. Amateur.
By CS Van Orden